Billiterates Blog Lesson 11 12/31/2017 – 1/6/2018

Happe Nu Yeah!

 

Refuse my new diet, after just three days!

Exercise in bed, and discipline what I pay!

Suppress all guilt left over, from the excess holidays!

Order around as many people possible, til I gets my way!

Lose three pounds one week, gain five the next!

Ugly people get back, you’re hurting my drive for sex!

Try the stairs until, my knees and back disagree!

Ignore dem old ladies, walking quickly past me!

Organize my excuses, til they’re good reasons to friends!

Naughty for the next twelve months, til it’s time to do it all over again!

Billiterates Blog Lesson 10 12/24/2017 – 12/30/17

A Christmas List!

 

Santa baby, I have some wishes under the tree!

Angels’ help with the track and lottery!

Neuter Trump’s mouth for sanity!

Travel without profiling police!

All bill collectors forget to phone me!

Clothes, cars, and tax free money!

Liquor stores have a B.O.G.O. week!

All the food and dessert I can eat!

Undisturbed time for me and wifey!

Santa baby, take care of those wishes for me!

Billiterates Blog Lesson 9 12/17/2017 – 12/23/17

Why is that ‘time of the month’ so dangerous to men? Because the first recorded ‘time of the month’ occurred during an earthquake, tornado, hurricane, monsoon, tsunami, meteor shower, and T-rex attack. But yet it was the one thing every man remembered!

Now you understand why men vamoose, scram, and vacate the premises during those seven days.

Billiterates Blog Lesson 8 12/10/2017 – 12/16/17

I, Dr. June Bug Diddums, being of heavy-ish body and anti-gravitated mind, will pose three questions for my fellow Billiterates to ponder. Nothology at its finest! Enjoy!

Question 1

Have you ever been fluent in a foreign language while drunk?

Question 2

Politics.

Foreign policy.

War.

Now ask yourself, does crime pay?

Question 3

Laymen say nine months for babies. Doctors say inducement after 40 weeks.

Is it nine months or ten? Hmm.

Billiterates Blog Lesson 7 12/3/2017 – 12/9/2017

Dr. June Bug Diddums here and believe it or not, I read another book! Keep readin’ to find out how many Flushes it earned. And remember to memorize and use for your library!

FIVE FLUSHES!        Gonna hear knocking, cause you lost track a time!

FO’ FLUSHES!          Easy flow means at least 3 chapters read!

THREE FLUSHES!    Constipation allows 10 to 15 pages of decent readin’!

TWO FLUSHES!        Equal to having the runs while on public transportation stuck in traffic!

ONE FLUSH!             Like using a public bathroom and then realizing there’s no toilet paper!

The book this week was The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison.

The plot gets:  FOUR FLUSHES!

The struggle of young black girl trying to fit into a white world and wishing she too had blue eyes. The concept was original and pertinent, entertaining and the story flowed well!

The characters gets:     FIVE FLUSHES!

The folks were real! I know I said that last week and I’m a say it again! After all it is my review!

Overall:           FOUR FLUSHES!

The book was totally enjoyable! If ya got a lazy day, get yo’ read on! Good stories always last and there’s a reason this one has: it’s damn good!