Billiterates Blog Lesson 18 2/18/2018 – 2/24/2018

The History of Christian Faith

An ancient village was due a visit from the first ever tax assessor. Everyone, except for the elder, prayed to the sky Gods for a terrible storm. Their wish was granted but the tax assessor still showed up.

The elder prayed to the new God, Jesus Christ, and asked for lightning. As the tax assessor stepped onto the elder’s property, he was struck down by lightning. From that point on, faith became a reality and the elder an Evangelist.

Billiterates Blog Lesson 17 2/11/2018 – 2/17/2018

Howdy Billiterates, Dr. June Bug Diddums here. One of my students asked me to define some important marital words. Read on to learn what they are!

Marital Definitions

 

Marriage:   lies, abstinence, and regrets

Happiness:  divorce

Religion:     the reason for marriage and happiness (refer to previous definitions)

Money:        the reason for marriage and happiness (refer to previous definitions)

Alcohol:      the reason for marriage and happiness (refer to previous definitions)

Arguments: foreplay

Children:    the reason for drugs, alcohol, arguments, and happiness (refer to previous definitions);

Drugs:         the reason for monitored visitation (one spouse) or joint custody (both spouses)

In-laws:      the reason for drugs and alcohol (refer to previous definitions)

Communication:  used after happiness (refer to previous definition)