Happe Nu Yeah!
Refuse my new diet, after just three days!
Exercise in bed, and discipline what I pay!
Suppress all guilt left over, from the excess holidays!
Order around as many people possible, til I gets my way!
Lose three pounds one week, gain five the next!
Ugly people get back, you’re hurting my drive for sex!
Try the stairs until, my knees and back disagree!
Ignore dem old ladies, walking quickly past me!
Organize my excuses, til they’re good reasons to friends!
Naughty for the next twelve months, til it’s time to do it all over again!