The Old Alma Mater
Two to four years to learn what could be mastered in three months!
Undergrad, Associates, BS, Master, PHD, or dunce!
Income, not intellect, required for the diploma!
Then you graduate, job hunt, and no job knows ya!
Interest on your loans accrue, despite the fond memories!
Of hallway odors, a mixture of puke, funk, weed, and poverty!
Now give me a B, an A, a N, a K, and a R, U, P, and T!
Serious possibility, if you don’t pay for your receipt!