Dr. June Bug Diddums here and I keep readin! Now you keep readin’ to find out how many Flushes it earned. Don’t forget to memorize the flush system and use for anything you read!
FIVE FLUSHES! Gonna hear knocking, cause you lost track a time!
FO’ FLUSHES! Easy flow means at least 3 chapters read!
THREE FLUSHES! Constipation allows 10 to 15 pages of decent readin’!
TWO FLUSHES! Got the runs while stuck on public transportation in traffic!
ONE FLUSH! Let loose in a public toilet, only to find there’s no toilet paper!
I cracked the spine on Busy Body by Donald Westlake.
Plot: A corpse is buried in a suit with half a million stitched in the lining, only when the casket’s dug up, ain’t no body inside.
Characters: Believable and funny!
Overall: If the corpse wasn’t dead, it sure woulda been tired. There’s definite laughs along the way and a damn good mystery to boot. Sure ‘nuff good toilet readin’!