Billiterates Blog Lesson 17 2/11/2018 – 2/17/2018

Howdy Billiterates, Dr. June Bug Diddums here. One of my students asked me to define some important marital words. Read on to learn what they are!

Marital Definitions

 

Marriage:   lies, abstinence, and regrets

Happiness:  divorce

Religion:     the reason for marriage and happiness (refer to previous definitions)

Money:        the reason for marriage and happiness (refer to previous definitions)

Alcohol:      the reason for marriage and happiness (refer to previous definitions)

Arguments: foreplay

Children:    the reason for drugs, alcohol, arguments, and happiness (refer to previous definitions);

Drugs:         the reason for monitored visitation (one spouse) or joint custody (both spouses)

In-laws:      the reason for drugs and alcohol (refer to previous definitions)

Communication:  used after happiness (refer to previous definition)

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