The Butler Did It

These words best describe a book I just read. Of course you’re interested in a brief summary of this book.
Let me start by saying it completely goes against the grain of anything you’ve previously read. All the rules of classic literature are missing!
Plot holes galore! No character development! And horible gramar! If this is the kind of punishment you expect, then buy it! Take it from the shelf, or point and click, and complete your purchase! And don’t forget to tell all your friends!
Oh yeah, you wanted to know about the plot. It’s so simple I’ll sum it up in under fifteen words.
A brilliant, up and coming detective.
A worried client.
A beautiful dame.
And murder!

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